One of Dr. Evil's greatest desires is to have "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads. The US Navy has taken the threat seriously, and introduced the Marine Mammal Program to thwart the evil doctors nefarious plans, much to the chagrin of animal lovers.
Dolphins seemed like a good choice so the Navy trained a bunch of our bottle-nosed buddies to fight the frickin' sharks. It turns out they got fed up with people calling them "bottle-nosed" and decided to escape the first chance they got. Oh, and they decided to take all the sophisticated weaponry with them. So now we have 36 terrorphins teaching other dolphins to wage war against humanity.
Next the Navy trained killer whales to do the job. Everything was going well until....
Someone realised that "killer" was bad PR for the Navy, so they said goodbye to the orca and started training Sea Lions instead.
After observing the tactics of insurgents in Iraq, the Navy came to the conclusion that IEDs could counter the frickin' shark threat better than conventional weapons. As a result, they started training belugas to lay pipe bombs.
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